Fecal Amnesia
So I walked into the bathroom and noticed there was shit in the toilet. After flushing it down, confirming the toilet was not clogged, I thought my roommate must have forgotten to flush the toilet. Shortly after, I realized I had taken a shit earlier so I must have been the one that forgot to flush… Then I thought maybe we both forgot and I took a shit on top of his shit. That would be weird. I’m not really sure how I forgot to flush in the first place.
what the fuq
